It wouldn’t be an Oscar Mayer visit to campus if it didn’t include a ride in the world-famous Wienermobile.
This ride came after a nice lunch of Oscar Mayer cold cuts and hot dogs. But, as they say, there is no such thing as a free lunch.
And there certainly is no free ride in the Wienermobile.
To get the ride, we had to sing an Oscar Mayer jingle. Let’s just say not many CMAers were in their high schools’ choruses.
But, the humiliation was definitely worth it. The two drivers, Terry Toppings and John Dijon, gave us a great lap around the business school.
I think they set a world record for puns per minute and goofy jokes. “Fasten Your Meatbelts”, “We need to ketch-up to that person”, “How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away his chair”.
Oh and apparently the reason traffic signals are colored the way they are? To celebrate ketchup, mustard, and relish.
All in all, if you are ever near a Wienermobile then taking a ride in it is something you mustard do!
